Stephen Russell’s Lunch Log

Hello all,

As promised, I’m kicking off our blog so we can officially begin documenting lunchtime shenanigans and the somewhat questionable eating habits of our dear sweet Stephen Russell.

As a nimble outfielder and baseman on team Rolling Thunder and agile dodgeballer for team Balls to the Wall, Stephen does not lead a sedentary life. However, frequent Lost marathons, long drives to Connecticut, sporadic chugging of pickle juice, and a constant hunger for fast food and take-out has made Mister Russell gain 20 lbs the last few months…

Mike O’Malley: “Back to you, Moe!”

Moe: “Stephen ‘The Snake’ Russell clocks in at 2:16 and a whopping 140 pounds, even soaking wet from the Totally Tubular challenge!

Mike O’Malley: “Look’s like Stephen’s going to have to lay off the Snack Attacks if he truly wants a glowing piece of that Aggro Crag!”